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      <pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:27:12 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>Gifted Moms</title>
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        <description>I believe it’s time to begin in our homes a “Gifted Moms” program. Why should “gifted children” get all the press? Hey, where do they think these gifted kids came from? E-Bay? The spring clearance rack at Marshalls? No, we gave birth to these brainy, precocious, talented children. I’m telling you right now – you show me a two year old child that can recite Shakespeare while playing the cello with Yo-Yo Ma and I’ll show you a gifted umbilical cord that leads right back to – you guessed it – us.&lt;br/&gt;
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        <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:54:54 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>Read the Instructions or Else!</title>
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        <description>Kenzie&#39;s dream was a lofty one -- to sit upon her own throne on her 9th birthday and unwrap her gifts. So she talked me into buying a Strawberry Shortcake inflatable chair to be used to fulfill not only her royal ambitions but another dream as well.&lt;br/&gt;
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I must have been blindfolded and taken by a UFO because in a matter of minutes I found myself walking through the aisles of Party City. It was there I bought her the apparently indestructible Strawberry Inflatable Chair.</description>
        <pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:00:00 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>One Sigh Fits All</title>
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        <description>It&#39;s that time again when all good eaters regret what they ate and get ready to resolve not to do it again - next year.</description>
        <pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:30:39 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>Doing IT By The Book</title>
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        <description>Afraid to talk to your children about the birds and the bees? Here is some important information for moms and dads to help you talk about sex with kids of all ages. </description>
        <pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:51:52 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>17 Years of Marriage and Now This?</title>
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        <description>I dont know how it happened exactly, but jealousy has crept into my marriage.  Ive been married to this man for 17 years, and I am being cast aside for someone much younger than I am.  This someone loves him in a different way than I ever can, and I just cant compete for his affection.  </description>
        <pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 20:04:48 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>Mean Parents Anonymous</title>
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        <description>Who hasn&#39;t been called &quot;mean&quot; when trying to be a good parent? Take heart and make some friends by becoming a member of Mean Parents Anonymous!</description>
        <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 19:39:51 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>The Care and Preservation of Your Child&#39;s Apology Notes</title>
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        <description>Don&#39;t discard those &quot;I&#39;m sorry&quot; notes from the kids. They&#39;ll be worth lots of laughs with the passage of time.</description>
        <pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 18:43:44 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>The Babysitting Incident</title>
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        <description>My daughter is a responsible 12 year old who is in perpetual need of cash to support her Abercrombie and Hollister shopping habit.  She needed a job, and quickly before she had to wear the same outfit twice in one month.   </description>
        <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 18:20:50 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>You Know Youve Got Kids in the Kitchen When...</title>
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        <description>Kids love to get dirty, I mean cook, in the kitchen.  Its an amazing thing, on many different levels, to see the end result of their creativity.  One word of advice -- keep an eye on em!</description>
        <pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 14:46:08 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>Silence is Golden - Big Deals Revealed</title>
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        <description>Sometimes you can learn a lot by just listening - especially with teenagers. Get the lowdown on the best information gathering techniques here!</description>
        <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 04:27:20 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>Homework Inquisitions - Lessons Learned</title>
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        <description>Is getting your child to do their homework testing your patience? Get down to business with these humorous tricks of the trade.</description>
        <pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 19:08:37 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>The Truth About Consequences</title>
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        <description>Sometimes parents &quot;making it all better&quot; in the short term isn&#39;t the best medicine over the long haul.</description>
        <pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:03:26 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>Packing Up Your Troubles</title>
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        <description>Clever trip tips to insure you have lots of smiles on your next family vacation.</description>
        <pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 06:03:11 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>A Parent&#39;s Role in Teen Drama</title>
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        <description>You need to know how to respond to a teen drama - learn your lines with this little guide to keeping your audience under control.</description>
        <pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 13:26:16 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>Household Twilight Zone</title>
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        <description>There&#39;s danger around every corner in the Household Twilight Zone. Read up to be prepared for what awaits every housekeeper.</description>
        <pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:11:07 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>Operation Artificial Cleanliness</title>
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        <description>Guests on their way over? House a mess? Not to worry! Use this four-point technique and you&#39;re good to go.</description>
        <pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:56:05 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>Various Cures for Sticky Fingers</title>
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        <description>Humorous tips on how to help your child handle &quot;ownership&quot; issues.</description>
        <pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:22:54 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>Not On My Watch - Observations on Oversight</title>
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        <description>Keeping a sharp eye on your child&#39;s TV viewing can be a challenge but the results can be liberating!</description>
        <pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:53:07 PST</pubDate>
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        <title>7 (Unnatural) Wonders of Man</title>
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        <description>Humorous look at what makes men tick that drives  women crazy.</description>
        <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:56:00 PST</pubDate>
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