I believe it’s time to begin in our homes a “Gifted Moms” program. Why should “gifted children” get all the press? Hey, where do they think these gifted kids came from? E-Bay? The spring clearance rack at Marshalls? No, we gave birth to these brainy, precocious, talented children. I’m telling you right now – you show me a two year old child that can recite Shakespeare while playing the cello with Yo-Yo Ma and I’ll show you a gifted umbilical cord that leads right back to – you guessed it – us.
Gifted Moms
Read the Instructions or Else!
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Kenzie's dream was a lofty one -- to sit upon her own throne on her 9th birthday and unwrap her gifts. So she talked me into buying a Strawberry Shortcake inflatable chair to be used to fulfill not only her royal ambitions but another dream as well.
I must have been blindfolded and taken by a UFO because in a matter of minutes I found myself walking through the aisles of Party City. It was there I bought her the apparently indestructible Strawberry Inflatable Chair.
I must have been blindfolded and taken by a UFO because in a matter of minutes I found myself walking through the aisles of Party City. It was there I bought her the apparently indestructible Strawberry Inflatable Chair.
One Sigh Fits All
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It's that time again when all good eaters regret what they ate and get ready to resolve not to do it again - next year.
Doing IT By The Book
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Afraid to talk to your children about the birds and the bees? Here is some important information for moms and dads to help you talk about sex with kids of all ages.
17 Years of Marriage and Now This?
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I dont know how it happened exactly, but jealousy has crept into my marriage. Ive been married to this man for 17 years, and I am being cast aside for someone much younger than I am. This someone loves him in a different way than I ever can, and I just cant compete for his affection.