Articles For Mom

Help, We Are All Being Held Hostage

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 16:02:56 PST

(Humor/Family) We dont know when the four-year old took over the house. It was probably when he started screaming NO! as a two-year old and then whined through age three. Weve given up. Were being held hostage HELP!

Cooking Up a Comedy of Errs

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:59:56 PST

(Humor/Parenting) My body is a battlefield of scars and nicks from the culinary wars.

Look Out! It's The Estrogen Express

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:55:45 PST

(Humor/Family) There are three women living in our house. Any sane man will tell you that that is two women too many.

Top Signs of Volunteer Burn-out

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:53:51 PST

(Humor/Family) You might have volunteer burn-out if.

1. You know the teacher's planner better than she does and she has to ask you where to find such and such in her classroom.

Signs That You Are a Chocoholic

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:52:09 PST

(Humor/Family) 1. You like to dip strawberries, cherries and bananas in chocolate so you start experimenting at dinner with broccoli and cauliflower substituting chocolate for cheese.

To Love, Honor and Suffer

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:41:57 PST

(Humor/Family/Marriage) Being accused of snoring is one thing. Being accused of honking is completely ridiculous.

Back-To-School Derby

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:39:58 PST

(Humor/Parenting) Its that time of year again. I half expect to hear Target announce my arrival when I walk into the store with the kids in tow.

Fleeting Youth, Fleeting Sanity

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:38:13 PST

(Humor/Parenting) When the kids arent present sometimes judgment falters and we parents do things that maybe we shouldnt.

Fat No, Chocolate Yes

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:36:17 PST

(Humor/Parenting) I decided to eat healthy. Two hours later I got the results back from a blood test declaring that I am a prime candidate for a heart attack. Is there a better sign that eating healthy is the right direction to go in?

Teens Train Mom

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:32:32 PST

(Humor/Parenting) My thirteen-year old daughters are leaving a legacy for the other kids. Here are some unspoken rules that Ive come to respect.

How To Determine The Future Vocation of Your Children

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:28:32 PST

(Humor/Parenting) Have you ever wondered what your children will grow up to be? Here is a list of possible vocations based on the behavior of children.

Homemaking Hijinks

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:20:04 PST

Heres the real scoop on what this homemaker does all day. (Family/Parenting/Humor)

The Unfit Mother

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:53:53 PST

Mom tries to survive twerp. (Humor/Family/Parenting)

One Smart Family

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:58:22 PST

Have my husband and I muddied the gene pool or are these moments of unexplainable lunacy the side effect of genius? (Humor/Family)

Potty Training Pirates

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 13:58:38 PST

Giving up them pull-ups be a challenge. Arrr. (Parenting/Family/Humor)

Funny Things Toddlers Say

Mon, 12 Feb 2007 23:25:00 PST

Toddlers have a language all their own. (Parenting/Humor)

Moms Time-out Is Too Nerve Wracking

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:33:00 PST

Mom tries to take potty break alone...uh-oh. (Humor/Parenting)

Moms Have Their Own Major Food Groups

Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:38:00 PST

Give me fat and carbohydrates or give me death! (Parenting/Humor/Family)

Battle of The Generations

Tue, 02 Jan 2007 16:50:00 PST

When parents have to be parents and not friends. (Parenting/Humor)

A Christmas Slaying Tradition

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 14:17:00 PST

Christmas memories.... (Parenting/Humor)